Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Stupid sunglasses


Speaking of irrelevant wankers with stuipid eyewear.....

Back in June, whilst visiting London, I noticed that many girls, (and even some "metrosexual" guys), were wering completely ridiculously large sunglasses. The sorts of things that "rich and famous" women wore back in the sixties.

Unfortunately, now that summer is upon us down here in the Southern Hemisphere, it sadly seems the trend has caught on.

A word on these glasses.... THEY LOOK FUCKING STUPID!

Their sole purpose seems to be attention seeking. "Look at me, I am wearing fucking stupid sunglasses". It's the same as the kid with the 3ft high boot spoiler on his Hyundai, or the sluts that dance on "podiums" at nightclubs. Attention seeking fucks.

At least your fucked up fashion enables people to clearly see just how superficial and irrelevant you really are.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The most over-rated band in history




Yep folks. They played here in Brisbane last night. The most over-rated band in the universe. The most over-rated band of all time.

Don't take my word for it, read about how pathetic this band is here

Brisbane transport even made buses free for the concert!! I am sure that was because the fans, being illiterate arseholes, would cause major delays when attempting to work out what coins to use to pay the fare.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

The loony left contradicts themselves once again.

As we finally start discussing the viability of nuclear power generation, the loony left, (arts students who will never work, are vegetarians, don't wash and honestly believe that homosexuals can have children), once again show their stupidity.

There are two elements of waste produced in nuclear power generation. A small amount of low level waste, which poses danger for only a few years. NOT a cause of "global warming". The second is a higher level waste... around a tonne a year only from an average sized power station. This must be stored carefully however, it does NOT cause "global warming" and will not poison the environment as claimed by the loonies.

No burning of fossil fuels, thus producing carbon etc. No destruction of trees of forests to make way for hydroelectricity. The environmental effects are extremely minimal compared to conventional power generation sources.

Australia has an abundant supply of uranium. Cheap, clean and efficient.

Chernobyl. Old technology. Built with complete lack of regard to safety. Russian. It cannot be used as an example of nuclear power being "unsafe"

The same loonies believe that electric cars are environmentally friendly.... but at the same time, the complain about the harmful effects of power generation.

Do they also consider the toxic waste of the batteries used in these vehicles once they are past their used by date.

No.

Because the loonies just wanna bludge, smoke pot and protest at every opportunity.

GET JOBS YOU LAZY FUCKS. HAVE A WASH AND STOP FUCKEN PROTESTING OVER SHIT YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Evils join forces


This week, our beloved four-eyed little cunt in Canberra, Johny Fuckwit Howard, has decided that it would be a good idea to place "chaplains" in schools. I found it strange at first, but thought he is a funny guy and may be able to cheer up the down and out students.

I then realised what he meant. Of course, old Charlies name is spelt differently, anyway. Fuckstick Howard, wants to place these chaplains in schools to help counsel students during times of grief. I find this ridiculious, as Christianity is often the cause of grief to some people.

Old rule... DO NOT MIX POLITICS WITH RELIGION!!!!

Most of the people againsed this ridiculous idea, state that it's not right to have a christian counselor when there may be children of other faiths attending the school. WRONG!!!

The idea is not right, FULL STOP! Christianity is not the issue. Counseling should have NO religious bias.

Some complain that if a student is having sexual preference issues, and they approach the chaplain, they may get the wrong advise. WRONG!!!

They will get the right advise, (Don't be gay), but for the wrong reasons.

Religion does more harm than good. This is just another brainwashing exercise by religious nutters and Mr Sheen (four-eyed cunt in Canberra)

What is wrong with religiously neutral counselors? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT????

Howard, there is only one person in politics we hate more than you. Costello. So step down now, hand over to that cunt, and lets watch the Liberal party get completely arse raped at the next election.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

About time I posted a recipe

Massaman Curry

This is a very delicious Thai beef curry. The recipe below is adapted from about 3 or 4 different recipes that I have tried, adjusted to my tastes. This is as good as any Massaman I have had at a restaurant.

1/2 Kilo Diced beef

1 tbs Vegetable oil

500 ml Light coconut cream

2-3 tbs Massaman curry paste (Made in Thailand only)
1 cup Chicken stock

1/2 cup Unsalted peanuts

2 medium Potatos, peeled, rough cut to 1" chunks

1/2 tbs Fish Sauce

1 tbs Tamarind paste

1 Cinnamon stick

2 Bay leaves

4 Cardamom pods, bruised

1 1/2 tbs Palm sugar, grated

In a large saucepan, heat the oil medium to high heat. Brown beef evenly in the oil, constantly stirring. Remove to a plate along with juices. Adjust heat to medium and add 2 tablespoons of coconut cream to the pan, stirring for 30 seconds. Add the curry paste, stirring for a further minute. Return the beef and juices to the pan. Add the remaining coconut cream, chicken stock, peanuts, potatoes, fish sauce, tamarind paste, cinnamon stick, bay leaves, cardamom pods and palm sugar. Now reduce the heat to low. Cover and simmer for aproximately 90 minutes until beef is very tender. If the curry appears to be too dry, add either coconut cream or chicken stock. Serve over jasmine rice.